It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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