Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
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Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
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Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
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