I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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