Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
What a dumb baby whore.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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