why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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