My room smells like vodka and shame
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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