I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Just high enough for therapy.
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We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
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I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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