quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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