the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
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Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
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He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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