Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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