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Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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