Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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