well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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