Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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