susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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