i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
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Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
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Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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