You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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