well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
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i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
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I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
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