I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
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