That's intense
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
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He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
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I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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