I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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