Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
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She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
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you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
My dad just said "fuck circus"
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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