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there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Let's paint friendship bongs
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
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