I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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