whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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