remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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