next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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