i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
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