Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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