Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
