How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
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you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
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You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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