ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
You were trust falling into bushes
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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