Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
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Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
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What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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