the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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