The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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