I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
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