I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
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