He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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