we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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