Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
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