I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
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I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
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why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
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