I heard we made out
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
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id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
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His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
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