bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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