help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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