the day after is always just damage control
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
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See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
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I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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