so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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