This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Randomize
