North Korea, Best Korea!
I cut my penus on the lid.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
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