I'm gonna have a badass scar
Just cropdusted the office
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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