Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
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dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
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Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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