I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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