We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Houston, we have a blender
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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