My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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