You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Randomize
