I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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