what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
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when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
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Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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