That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
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I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
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did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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